Monday, 31 October 2011

Car Accident (Jokes)

A man and a woman got into a car accident. Their cars got 


totally demolished but luckily both of them were all right.


After they crawl out of the wreckage, the woman says,"wow! 


Look at the cars they're totaled! But luckily we both dint even 


get a scratch! This is a sign that we should become friends 


and not try to pin the blame on each other.


Man," I totally agree wit u."


The woman points to a bottle on the ground and says," that 


bottle survived the crash just like us, I think its a sign from 


him. We should open it and celebrate our new found 


friendship wit it.."


She then hands the bottle to the man. He nods his head and 


because of the nerve-wrecking accident he chugs about a 


third of the bottle.. He hands it back to the woman, who 


immediately puts the cap back on and hands it back to the 


man.


Man,"aren't u having any?"


The woman replies," no I think ill just wait for the police :)





Saturday, 29 October 2011

A boy proposed (Funny)

A boy Loved a Girl but never Proposed her.
One day he Decided to Tell her
at 1 o'clock at Night.
He typed:
"I Love you"& sent it.

After a few Seconds he got a message.But

He decided to See it the Next day
For Surprise & slept.
Next day,he Read the message & became so Shocked because
it was written:


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 Message sending failed due to insufficient balance! Please recharge your Account.

Tuesday, 11 October 2011

--Star--


常常在看星星的时候觉得很寂寞。
任性的眼泪总会在这时候出来陪我,
然后心里有许多许多的感觉。
是多么平静的等待;是多么遥远的无奈。
星星总是一闪一闪的,多么的耀眼,多么的迷人。
可却是离的那么遥远。
空气一直徘徊在手掌中,
但手掌久久不愿合上。
因为除了星星,手掌什么都不要了。
而星星,你知道吗?